I Forgot The Crumbl

[Intro – Dramatic Talk-Sing]
It was her birthday…
She gave me life.
She asked for one thing.
A cookie.
One. Crumbl. Cookie.
And I… forgot.

[Verse 1 – Playful, Guilty Flow]
Mom texted me: “Don’t get me stuff,
Just a Crumbl Cookie will be enough.”
I said “Bet!” and I meant it, too…
But then I blinked and the day was through

Target run? 
Gas tank? 
Scrolled TikTok?
But cookie? — HECK.

I pulled up home with a hug and smile
She said, “Where’s my cookie?” I died inside a mile.

[Chorus – Over-the-Top, Sad and Funny]
I forgot the Crumbl
Now I’m in a birthday fumble
She gave me birth — I gave her crumbs
And now I’m banned from Sunday brunch

No sugar cookie, no funfetti
No pink box, now I’m unready
She said “It’s fine” with that mom-tone sigh…
But I swear I saw a tear in her eye

[Verse 2 – Redemption Arc Pending]
She raised me right, taught me to drive
But I can’t remember cookie pickup line 5
Double fudge, Biscoff swirl
Now I’m the worst son in the world

Lit a candle on a muffin like “Surprise!”
She just blinked — no emotion in her eyes
And when I asked “How’s your day been, queen?”
She said, “It was good. Till 3:15.”

[Bridge – Choir + Breakdown]
(Choir-style chant)
You had! One job!
One cookie! One box!
You blew it! You dropped it!
Now she’s watching Hallmark and sobbing!

[Outro – Whispered Regret]
Tomorrow I’ll bring two…
But it won’t hit the same.
Because on the day she was born…
I forgot the Crumbl.